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Claygate is an affluent suburban village in Surrey, England, 14 miles southwest of central London. It is the only civil parish in the borough of Elmbridge. Adjoining Esher and Hinchley Wood to the west and north respectively, and bordered by green belt land to the south and east, Claygate lies within the Greater London Built-up Area.
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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Šumadija–Vojvodina dialect is a dialect of Shtokavian / Serbo-Croatian. It is a base for Ekavian Standard Serbian.
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